they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
