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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is

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(504): View more from Louisiana

As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!

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(260): View more from Indiana

It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?

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(949): View more from California

You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard

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(360): View more from Washington

So much rum. So many feels.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.

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