ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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