Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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