I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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