Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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