well I can't set my house on fire every night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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