What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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