Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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