It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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