think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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