oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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