I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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