We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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