he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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