Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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