spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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