Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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