I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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