You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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