is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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