If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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