32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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