Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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