covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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