A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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