he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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