Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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