He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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