dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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