white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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