Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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