He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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