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(734): View more from Michigan

Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.

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(760): View more from California

I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."

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(740): View more from Ohio

Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.

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(618): View more from Illinois

He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens

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