The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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