You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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