try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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