there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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