guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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