So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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