You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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