Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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