i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Drake has all the answers
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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