Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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