He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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