Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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