Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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