I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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