did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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