He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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