I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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