brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
D3 body, D1 cock
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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