Me too!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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